Text 20 Jul 54,061 notes

milfkon:

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starting a collection

Text 20 Jul 208,800 notes every time i see the word peonies without context

victorian-sexstache:

navajolovesdestiel:

spacemancharisma:

chaoticharbinger:

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I MAY NOT KNOW MY FLOWERS

BUT I KNOW A

BITCH

WHEN I SEE ONE

This is a marigold:

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This is a peony:

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And this is a bitch

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Text 20 Jul 29,385 notes

pointnclick:

reminder to clench your jaw, slouch your spine, and put a dirty mug somewhere you will forget about it

Text 19 Jul 12,069 notes

erkhyan:

erkhyan:

On how a video game about fucking a bear interrupted furry discourse

People don’t realize the absolute comedy that just went through Furry social media.

See, feral smut (i.e. smut of four-legged characters who otherwise satisfy the Harkness test) has always been a contentious subject in the furry fandom, due to how easily it leads to unwarranted real-life accusations of zoophilia. It’s an annoying bit of discourse that has been rearing its head every other year since the modern fandom began four decades ago.

Which, you know, pretty rich, coming from the fandom where a pretty large percentage readily admit to having had some form of sexual awakening over the TLK and MLP:FiM franchises.

And anyway, that discourse was exactly what was going on last week. People getting harassed on Twitter, as an extension of the whole “groomer” moral panic. A lot of fandom relative newcomers parroting arguments right out of the Burned Furs movement (a late 1990s/early 2000s movement dedicated to “purifying” the furry fandom from “perversion” and “degeneracy”).

And then, just as the discourse was at its most heated, Baldur’s Gate 3 entered the chat.

Suddenly, everyone was talking about the game that will let you fuck a bear. Yes, a bear, as in Ursus arctos. A Druid shapeshifted into a bear, to be fair (again: the Harkness test), but a bear nonetheless.

And mainstream media erupted with reports that the game’s sales skyrocketed based on that scene alone.

And the discourse suddenly screeched to a hilariously embarrassed halt.

10/10 comedic timing, no notes.

This just cannot be left hidden in the tags.

Exit the discourse, pursued by a bearALT
Text 19 Jul 5,428 notes

theminingengineer:

uncle-mojave:

lolmemez:

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I need a little help here

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Ouch

via uh welp.
Video 18 Jul 111,299 notes

itsapepresident:

Seeing people rocking out to Hamtaro is the best thing I’ve seen all year

Text 17 Jul 69,757 notes

solvicrafts:

theladyregret:

animeshittalk:

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imagine getting this review

I guarantee that Monica at the front desk has not been able to live this review down and her coworkers absolutely bring it up regularly.

If I were Monica I’d print this review out and frame it

Text 17 Jul 27,583 notes

gasterofficial:

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wtf drinking is cool again

Photo 12 Jul 324,108 notes espressobean:
“ gif87a-com:
“Framerate synced with a bird’s wings
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espressobean:

gif87a-com:

Framerate synced with a bird’s wings

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charlottan:

addicted to saying “ill definitely check that out” about things that i will definitely forget to check out


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